Roommate Masturbating Funny or Die Nick

Whether it's going to college or just deciding to leave the nest, moving out of your parent's home can be an exciting and sometimes scary experience. Having to cook for yourself, do your own laundry, and pay your own way can be quite daunting when some or all of these things were already done for you (thanks, mom!). Enter roommate memes…

One way to share some of the responsibilities of living on your own is by getting a roommate. Splitting the rent and food expenses definitely helps out but it may introduce some intrusion on your privacy. But the pros of living with a roommate often outweigh the cons. Here are 59 roommate memes that anyone who has ever had or currently has a roommate will relate to!

1) Let the roommate memes begin!

"Me: *adds an egg to instant ramen*. My roommate: This is some serious gourmet [censored]."

"Me: *adds an egg to instant ramen*. My roommate: This is some serious gourmet [censored]."

2)

"After a year of living with roommates all I wanna say is sorry mom, it actually really sucks when no one does anything around the house."

"After a year of living with roommates all I wanna say is sorry mom, it actually really sucks when no one does anything around the house."

3) Beer me with roommate memes.

"When my roommate asks where all the beer went."

"When my roommate asks where all the beer went."

4)

"The bad roommate starter kit."

"The bad roommate starter kit."

5) Roommate memes for every time you thought they were weird

"I came into the house to see my roommate rolling up the carpet saying 'We won't be getting our deposit back'."

"I came into the house to see my roommate rolling up the carpet saying 'We won't be getting our deposit back'."

6)

"When you're completely naked making Stove Top stuffing in your kitchen at 4:45 am and u hear your roommate come out of their room."

"When you're completely naked making Stove Top stuffing in your kitchen at 4:45 am and u hear your roommate come out of their room."

7) We're not apologizing for these roommate memes.

"When your roommate confronts you about eating all the cookie dough bites out of their Ben & Jerry's: I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize."

"When your roommate confronts you about eating all the cookie dough bites out of their Ben & Jerry's: I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm simply here to apologize."

8)

"My roommate deadass stole my teenage mutant ninja turtles boxers. Shaking my head."

"My roommate deadass stole my teenage mutant ninja turtles boxers. Shaking my head."

9)

"I definitely need this. #RoommateProbs."

"I definitely need this. #RoommateProbs."

10) Bad roommate memes?

"Do you slam your doors loudly late at night or early in the morning? You just might be a bad roommate. Do you leave annoying notes in the hall? You just might be self-righteous."

"Do you slam your doors loudly late at night or early in the morning? You just might be a bad roommate. Do you leave annoying notes in the hall? You just might be self-righteous."

11)

"When you're drunk from happy hour and trying to act sober in front of your roommate."

"When you're drunk from happy hour and trying to act sober in front of your roommate."

12)

"When your roommate eats the last bagel: Angery."

"When your roommate eats the last bagel: Angery."

13) Caring roommate memes.

"When everyone's sleeping and you stop the microwave at 0:01."

"When everyone's sleeping and you stop the microwave at 0:01."

14)

"When you see your roommate folding her boyfriend's clothes and putting them in her drawer."

"When you see your roommate folding her boyfriend's clothes and putting them in her drawer."

15) Relatable roommate memes…

"When your girlfriend's roommate never leaves the dorm."

"When your girlfriend's roommate never leaves the dorm."

16) Relatable roommate memes.

"When you go home for the weekend and don't trust your roommates: Don't touch! What are you doing? Off-limits."

"When you go home for the weekend and don't trust your roommates: Don't touch! What are you doing? Off-limits."

17)

"I hated my old roommate so bad that I squeezed a tube of superglue into each lock of his car doors and deflated his tires, then blamed it on the college fraternity across the street. He believed me."

"I hated my old roommate so bad that I squeezed a tube of superglue into each lock of his car doors and deflated his tires, then blamed it on the college fraternity across the street. He believed me."

18)

"When your roommate having people ova but he doesn't tell u."

"When your roommate is having people ova but he doesn't tell u."

19)

"When you hear your roommate downstairs eating your leftovers."

"When you hear your roommate downstairs eating your leftovers."

20) You can borrow these roommate memes…

"Hey can I borrow everything."

"Hey, can I borrow everything?"

21)

"Me to my roommate: I have a dream that one day the dishes will be done. Not by those who need them but by those that have created them."

"Me to my roommate: I have a dream that one day the dishes will be done. Not by those who need them but by those that have created them."

22)

"If you hear your roommate using your beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out looking exactly the same you should buy a new beard trimmer." - Plato

"If you hear your roommate using your beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out looking exactly the same you should buy a new beard trimmer." – Plato

23)

"In case you ever think your roommate is dumb...Let me one up you."

"In case you ever think your roommate is dumb…Let me one-up you."

24)

"When your roommate is being loud while you're sleeping but u r too tired to say anything."

"When your roommate is being loud while you're sleeping but u r too tired to say anything."

25) Annoying roommate memes.

"Knows you're going to sleep. Leaves the lights on when they leave."

"Knows you're going to sleep. Leaves the lights on when they leave."

26)

"Living with a roommate. Difficult to find someone cool. Their friends might ask to stay over. Letting rats take over your entire apartment. Easy to find rats. They will never complain about what you make for dinner. People will NOT ask to stay over."

"Living with a roommate. Difficult to find someone cool. Their friends might ask to stay over. Letting rats take over your entire apartment. Easy to find rats. They will never complain about what you make for dinner. People will NOT ask to stay over."

27)

"Me outside after my roommates suggest getting fresh air would be good for my depression: [Running and crying]."

"Me outside after my roommates suggest getting fresh air would be good for my depression: [Running and crying]."

28)

"My roommates got the coolest bath bomb!!!!"

"My roommates got the coolest bath bomb!!!!"

29)

"Need help with astrology homework? Of course Pluto is a planet!"

"Need help with astrology homework? Of course Pluto is a planet!"

30) More annoying roommate memes!

"Nothing crosses the line quite like when your roommate eats your Girl Scout cookies behind your back."

"Nothing crosses the line quite like when your roommate eats your Girl Scout cookies behind your back."

31)

"Oh great, my roommate left just enough water in the Brita pitcher to inspire me to throw a banana at her head."

"Oh great, my roommate left just enough water in the Brita pitcher to inspire me to throw a banana at her head."

32)

"Passive-aggressive roommate preparing for Valentine's Day: Hey dude, when will you do the [censored] dishes?"

"Passive-aggressive roommate preparing for Valentine's Day: Hey dude, when will you do the [censored] dishes?"

33)

"Printed it out and putting it on my fridge so they know it's real: If everybody washed their own dishes wouldn't be dishes to wash."

"Printed it out and putting it on my fridge so they know it's real: If everybody washed their own dishes wouldn't be dishes to wash."

34)

"When roommate plays that song for the fifth time this week."

"When roommate plays that song for the fifth time this week."

35) Gotta love funny roommate memes!

"When your roommate turns on the heat in the middle of the night."

"When your roommate turns on the heat in the middle of the night."

36)

"Roommate's laziness is reaching new heights."

"Roommate's laziness is reaching new heights."

37)

"When you see your roommate looking for the food they were saving and you're literally still chewing it."

"When you see your roommate looking for the food they were saving and you're literally still chewing it."

38)

"When your roommate seems to want to have a boy over and you're just sitting in the room already like..."

"When your roommate seems to want to have a boy over and you're just sitting in the room already like…"

39)

"When your roommate is sick AF and coughs literally all over everything without covering their mouth."

"When your roommate is sick AF and coughs literally all over everything without covering their mouth."

40) 100% relatable roommate memes.

"Sneaking back into the room at 4 am when your roommate is already asleep."

"Sneaking back into the room at 4 am when your roommate is already asleep."

41)

"My roommate snores so loud that sometimes I hit the wall to wake him up so I can get some sleep. He has no idea."

"My roommate snores so loud that sometimes I hit the wall to wake him up so I can get some sleep. He has no idea."

42)

"When your roommate won't stop talking and you're trying to watch Netflix."

"When your roommate won't stop talking and you're trying to watch Netflix."

43)

"Stops the microwave with 1 second left so that the beeping doesn't wake you up."

"Stops the microwave with 1 second left so that the beeping doesn't wake you up."

44)

"When your roommate tells you they have a boy coming over to 'watch a movie' tonight: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist."

"When your roommate tells you they have a boy coming over to 'watch a movie' tonight: I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist."

45) Cute roommate memes to make you smile.

"Roommate texted, 'Yo dog, left u some pizza chilling in the fridge."

"Roommate texted, 'Yo dog, left u some pizza chilling in the fridge."

46)

"That one house guest who uses up every towel you got."

"That one house guest who uses up every towel you got."

47)

"The effect of Tinder on roommate relationships...If my roommate met you on Tinder, you have no right to go through my fridge. Get your own food, hoe."

"The effect of Tinder on roommate relationships…If my roommate met you on Tinder, you have no right to go through my fridge. Get your own food, hoe."

48)

"To answer my roommate's question, yes. It does matter what soap you use..."

"To answer my roommate's question, yes. It does matter what soap you use…"

49)

"When you trying to eat your roommate's food without them noticing."

"When you trying to eat your roommate's food without them noticing."

50) More relatable roommate memes!

"Your twenties are bittersweet because you're at your thinnest but so are your walls."

"Your twenties are bittersweet because you're at your thinnest but so are your walls."

51)

"When u clean the kitchen and your roommate comes home and ruins it."

"When u clean the kitchen and your roommate comes home and ruins it."

52)

"Um, why does my roommate have an egg in her fruit basket?"

"Um, why does my roommate have an egg in her fruit basket?"

53)

"When your roommate is drunk and brings home her boyfriend and u can hear them making out."

"When your roommate is drunk and brings home her boyfriend and u can hear them making out."

54)

"Living w roommates month 1: I bought myself a new rug and some plants! Don't worry about paying me it's for all of us :). Month 6: Can u Venmo me 37 cents for using my ketchup."

"Living w roommates month 1: I bought myself a new rug and some plants! Don't worry about paying me it's for all of us :). Month 6: Can u Venmo me 37 cents for using my ketchup."

55) Wash your eyes out with roommate memes.

"When u walk in on your roommate changing."

"When u walk in on your roommate changing."

56)

"When your roommate won't stop eating your cheese."

"When your roommate won't stop eating your cheese."

57) Oh no! We've almost reached the end of roommate memes…

"When you were screaming 'Harder daddy' for forty minutes then you have to walk past his roommates to get some water: I had sex."

"When you were screaming 'Harder daddy' for forty minutes then you have to walk past his roommates to get some water: I had sex."

58)

"When your roommate goes grocery shopping while you're at work."

"When your roommate goes grocery shopping while you're at work."

59)

"Best friend became my roommate. Eight months later, we're still best friends."

"Best friend became my roommate. Eight months later, we're still best friends."

I hope you enjoyed these funny roommate memes!

I hope you enjoyed these funny roommate memes!
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